1) an apple a day keeps a doctor away
2)Empty vessels make the most noise

i only got two on this list, but they suck so you can't possibly be bothered to read this...

Ah..hem, those above are my brother's doing, I have absolutely nothing to do with it......and I personally feel they're meaningful quotes by wise men after all. They don't deserve to be called sucky!!

But here are definitely BETTER quotes:

@ "All good wines are forgotten after drinking except the barley beer
    All clothes are forgotten after wearing except the tweeds
    All brillance is forgotten after experience except that of the butter lamp
    All roads are forgotten after passing except the way for returning home
    All places are forgotten after visiting,
    Except Lhasa"----From THE BALLAD OF LHASA
                                             Sung by Dadawa
                                             Lyrics (chinese) by He Xuntian & Zhang Lu
 

@"...and we are certainly not going to post pictures of ourselves. But if you'd like to get a mental picture, just
         imagine a really good-looking group of young people. That's us."
         ----the guys at YOUTH CULTURE website
 

@"Drowning in torrential downpours on my own had no romance about it whatsoever. Gene Kelly wouldn't have
      been quite so annoyingly smug if he'd just found out his best mate had been sleeping with his  girlfriend."
      ----Mike Gayle "My Legendary Girlfriend"

@"If anyone tells you all this bull**** about how they want to play music for artistic reasons, because they want to
      express themselves, blahblahblah, and tell you how they'd be contented to be struggling musicians all their
      lives, as long as they don't sell out, bull****!"----June Koh, lead vocalist and founder of homegrown band,
                                                                                      Sugarflies